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parrthenon@cs.com - 27 Jul 2007 07:28 GMT
POLITICAL ANALYSIS

    I have been on the transpacific blower and
exchanging e-mails with some Federation politerati.
Here is some of what I have heard:

    1.  A long-time California USCF observer figures
that the schism among members of the oligarchy or, as
he puts it, "the club," had everyone fighting so much
that they failed to notice an invasion from outer
space.  In this rendering, Susan Polgar and Paul
Truong are the space invaders.

    2.  This same California observer believes that
Bill Goichberg could win reelection as president,
though Jim Berry is a definite candidate for the
office.  \o bet on either Goichberg or Berry -- a view
that I also heard from an observer in New York, who is
on the inside.

    3.  What about the Polgar-Truong mandate?  I buy
Sam Sloan's analysis that Randy Bauer and Jim Berry
owe a lot to Polgar.  Their victories, though they
would rightly insist on serving as their own men,
reinforce rather than detract from the Polgar-Truong
mandate.

    My New York observer states that the mandate will
be ignored COMPLETELY by a Board majority.  Bauer has
pledged not to support anyone as president who has not
previously served on the Board, which likely
eliminates both Polgar and Truong from the presidency.

    4.  A third observer, who is friendly enough with
the Polgar-Truong couple, states that neither is
interested in the post of vice president or secretary.
That leaves only the treasurer's position, which
Randy Bauer will likely assume.

    5.  Neither Polgar nor Truong will hold office on the
new Board, though they are the clear winners of this election.

    6.  The California observer says that this is the
first election in which the Old Guard has been unable
to keep events under control.  (Not quite true.  1990
and 1991 were other examples.)  He attributes the sea
change to OMOV.

    7.  One more election necessary?  There is
general agreement that Polgar-Truong are here to stay,
and they will eventually put together a Board majority
in the next election or the one following.  They are
the products of OMOV, which this writer and Larry
Evans did so much to bring about and which has
empowered those with reputation and enormous energy.

    8.  Two personal observations:

A.  For once, an election result ought to be respected, and Susan or
Paul Truong should be offered the presidency, if they want the office.

B.  The victory of Randy Bauer bodes ill for those favoring free
speech
and basic decency in chess affairs.  He is a censorship type who
will maneuver behind the scenes with a political knife to ban writers
and
purge dissidents.  He will work hard to ingratiate himself with the
FIDE
types, including Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, who is accused by human
rights organizations of both torture and murder.  Such is the nature
of the Bauer person.

Yours, Larry Parr
Randy Bauer - 27 Jul 2007 23:46 GMT
On Jul 27, 12:28 am, "parrthe...@cs.com" <parrthe...@cs.com> wrote:
> POLITICAL ANALYSIS
>
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>
> Yours, Larry Parr

Larry,

Isn't that just a little over the top?  What, exactly, would you point
to that proclaims me "a censorship type?"  Actions speak louder than
words - while I was on the Executive Board, I was the strongest
supporter of Don Schultz' move to reinstate the BINFO system.  Hardly
the agenda of "a censorship type."  For that matter, I hung around
this place and participated when most of the members of the Executive
Board had long since gone.  This past year, I pushed to get Donna
Alarie included in financial meetings in Crossville, even though she
is a vociferous critic of many of the USCF's past financial
practices.  Would "a censorship type" invite the epitome of financials
free speech to the table?  Of course not.

I hope we will shed additional light on the USCF.  I, for one, don't
understand why the BINFOs have a one week time delay; perhaps there is
a need of some sort of filter process to ensure that confidential
information isn't breeched, but it seems curious to me to try to
follow along with conversations that have often lost their relevance.
I sincerely hope the financial reporting becomes more regular and the
data more consistant.

Come on, Larry, lose the chains of the memories of past
disagreements.  Don't forget that I, too, was one of those people on
the front lines of the fight for OMOV and carried on many a debate
here with Tom Dorsch in particular on the subject.

Give peace a chance.  Let it be.  Obla dee, obla dah, life goes on,
bra.

Oh, and one other thing:  I don't have the slightest, even the most
minute interest in the current FIDE cast of characters.  If you can
find even ONE post of mine on the newsgroups that suggests otherwise,
I will eat my hat.

Randy Bauer
Chess One - 28 Jul 2007 12:24 GMT
> On Jul 27, 12:28 am, "parrthe...@cs.com" <parrthe...@cs.com> wrote:
>> POLITICAL ANALYSIS

> Give peace a chance.  Let it be.  Obla dee, obla dah, life goes on,
> bra.
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>
> Randy Bauer

Ah, there you are! I seem to have interviewed most all the winners in the
past 24 hours, but I can't loose the goose. Which is better than the rumor
mill and something I thought of myself! "I'll just ask 'em!" I thought.
Brilliant, no?

It was good of you to already inform me of your new title, Sir, by private
e-mail, and in fact, good to have an evil-politician among us again.
Welcome!

Sam has been here a lot, but, he never talked with the likes of us, he jus'
talked at us. But enough pleasantries! Here are some questions already, Sir:

(1) As the most famous hide-away censorious and brutal politician,
government trained and certified, in the entire hystery of American chess
[see my new book], how will you prove anything to such as Larry Parr by
making arcane references to pop groups he has likely never heard of?

(2) And as for the rest of us, how do we know you are going to actually do
what you say, and I quote:

   "Obla dee, obla dah",

which I take to be a reference to the title of a painting by Cranach the
Elder, and allegory of the broken-mirror of Hysphoraldnees [book iv];

so that on the left of the picture is the real 'dee' but reflected in the
broken mirror there is no 'dah'?

(3) A poster here, who I shall call The Man in White, who is rumoured to be
one of the Rob Mitchells [don't ask why I say this], has said that you
actually play chess. And we have a team you know, except our team-captain
ran away.

Are you in fact intending to play chess, and will you play with the likes of
us, Sir?

Cordially, Phil Innes
A Plain Vermont Fellow
parrthenon@cs.com - 28 Jul 2007 20:35 GMT
BLAST FROM THE PAST

>Are you in fact intending to play chess, and will you play with the likes of
us, Sir?> -- Phil Innes to Randy Bauer

Newsgroups: rec.games.chess.politics, rec.games.chess.misc
From: "parrthe...@cs.com" <parrthe...@cs.com>
Date: 10 May 2006 07:59:39 -0700
Subject: Re: Evans says name the date!

RANDY WANTS TO COME TO RENO

Randy Bauer himself suggested using his frequent flier miles
to come to Reno and suggested that all four games be played
in a single day (12 hours plus breaks in between).

Randy also claimed that he intended to win the match [vs. GM Evans]
but would be satisfied to draw it 2-2. Angelo predicted that Randy
was way over his head.

> "Randy Bauer" <randybauer2300@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:185576379.733123.14780@i13g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
[quoted text clipped - 49 lines]
> Cordially, Phil Innes
> A Plain Vermont Fellow
Chess One - 28 Jul 2007 20:56 GMT
> BLAST FROM THE PAST
>
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> but would be satisfied to draw it 2-2. Angelo predicted that Randy
> was way over his head.

I challenged Larry E to a match once, and you told me not to be so daft!@
LOL
You were almost certainly right.

So, what else to say? I didn't copy you a note earlier today to two rogues,
though should, since it had not a /very/ direct inference to your fortunes,
but some, and which will take plenty tip-toe-ing through the tulips before
the tree-uprooting.

But I do not intend to say more on my new relationship with Sir Randy,
because of my new job as CL editor. I do hope this will be okay with
everyone here, and no one will cry "foul!"? Since, I think the current modus
is, to never actually correspond with anyone on again chess subjects,
certainly not with Grandmasters, nor the vox populi, neither!

Haughtily, Phil
help bot - 28 Jul 2007 23:04 GMT
> > Randy Bauer himself suggested using his frequent flier miles
> > to come to Reno and suggested that all four games be played
> > in a single day (12 hours plus breaks in between).

 Four games in one day -- does that not favor the younger
player?

> > Randy also claimed that he intended to win the match [vs. GM Evans]
> > but would be satisfied to draw it 2-2. Angelo predicted that Randy
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> LOL
> You were almost certainly right.

 Where were you in the 1950's?  A Rook-odds guy,
most likely.

> Haughtily, [CL editor] Phil

 Look, just go and fix all those spelling errors.  I
hear there is a "performance bonus" and that it is
based primarily on how many times you can put
in references to Suzan Polgar and on how few
times you bungle the spelling and dates.  A near-
perfect record nets you double your base salary,
or put simply, a 100K bonus per year.  It's a living... .

 -- help bot
parrthenon@cs.com - 30 Jul 2007 06:30 GMT
GIVE PEACE A CHANCE

    According to Phil Innes, there is a reference to
rock and roll lyrics somewhere in Randy Bauer's call
to give peace a chance.  Probably the bit about obla
dee, obla dah, etc.

    Never heard it before. I seethe with rage and
ravening, chop-slathering anthropophagous hunger
toward anyone quoting rock lyrics.  Slice up Mr. Bauer
as one would a ham and serve him for lunch in the USCF
lunchroom.

    To put the matter another way, it never hurts to
put a shot or two across the bow of these USCF
politicians -- just to let them know that we are watching.

    Unless Susan Polgar, who has received a clear
mandate, is given a chance by the Board at the
presidency, one predicts a period of further battling.
We cannot begin anew unless the election result is honored.

    Randy Bauer -- it is claimed -- stated that he
would not support as president a candidate without
previous experience on the Board.  If true, one urges
him to reconsider. The key principle in lieu of
earthquakes is to accept an election result.

          While others swim with the rock and roll trends,
yours truly listened to two episodes of the Great
Gildersleeve over Sunday breakfast.

    Once again, I urge any of you who cannot stand
attitude, crudeness and obligatory racial and sexual
quotas in today's entertainment to visit such sites as
www.theradiolady.com and www.downunderdvd.com for some
tremendous bargains in the popcult from the past.  A
typical mp3 radio disk may have a hundred or more
half-hour programs.  The cost is six bucks or less if
orders are for 11 or more disks.  The dvds from the
Australian dealer at downunderdvd are beautifully
prepared, and both of these dealers are highly reliable.

     We may not be able to rollback the cultural
decadence, but we need not participate in it or lend
our dollars to it.

> > BLAST FROM THE PAST
> >
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>
> Haughtily, Phil
Chess One - 30 Jul 2007 13:00 GMT
> GIVE PEACE A CHANCE
>
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>
>     Never heard it before.

Anyone who can write about "Bob Dyland" is excused any blame  :)))

> I seethe with rage and
> ravening, chop-slathering anthropophagous hunger
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> put a shot or two across the bow of these USCF
> politicians -- just to let them know that we are watching.

I am not at liberty to say what he told me this weekend - but I think your
previous guess was a good one, and he by far the best candidate for the
role.

>     Unless Susan Polgar, who has received a clear
> mandate, is given a chance by the Board at the
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> him to reconsider. The key principle in lieu of
> earthquakes is to accept an election result.

Its not a bad principle to uphold, in this instance somewhat alleviated by
experience heading up two other foundations - the SPF for a long time, and
the new Spice, in Tx.

I also spoke another candidate this weekend, and was surprised by the
response - but I wrote an editorial before that, and post hoc, etc, decided
to let it run...

---

It is remarkable that we, who had rather different ideas on this election,
should both concur in analysis of the strengths weaknesses and desirability
of the 'slate' candidates. Should this be considered a conspiracy by the
fishwives among us, it is no more matter than if they think all those who
say the sky is blue are... &c

   AS FOR MR B

As for Mr. Bauer, of course one must keep a weather eye on the Grand
Auditor. I think in his chessville interview he himself raised the subject
of competency testing of USCF staff, so that they can be seen to be doing
what they say they do, or what is expected.

I thought it was a sincere comment at the time - and surely an absolutely
necessary one, since how can you [to mix a metaphor] contain all the beans
if you have a leaky bucket? So I think Mr. Bauer will need to demonstrate by
example how to go about things - and to be fair to him, since during his
last terms neither you nor I agreed with him much, he did show up here and
brave it out - and though we might wish for greater 'glasnost' he actually
seemed to be the least offending character in the line up!

As you may or may not know, there are already 'petitions' which address some
central factors of fairness in USCF business, in fact, as initiated
overseas -- though nothing can happen until these people get their feet
firmly under the board-table in a month.

   RE- Su PPOLGAR

Your comment re. Su Polgar are probably the most potent of all, since it
will have greatest immediate and long-term effect - and "re-starting" some
sort of board-coherent activity will be the challenge for her, or for
anyone. I rather doubt that the heretofore tacit remodelling of the USCF
board along he lines of the CCA will be seen as a successful experiment, and
'strong-leader' in that sense cannot work in government, since what is
really means is singularity as best [or emergency] procedure method, rather
than any plural effort..

A better sort of 'strength' will be that which can bring the board together
on identified essential activity, and then deploy their talents to best
effect.

Cordially, Phil Innes

>           While others swim with the rock and roll trends,
> yours truly listened to two episodes of the Great
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> decadence, but we need not participate in it or lend
> our dollars to it.
Chess One - 30 Jul 2007 14:30 GMT
In answer to "Corplawyer", who wrote of rated and non-rated chess;-

U.S. Chess needs both categories:

The second, to keep it afloat.

The first, to make it interesting.

---
I agree - even if the first category of blitz or non-ratable chess serves no
other purpose than to get people into the ratable-category. Should we dare
separate chess playing from ratable chess, the ratios of interest approach
extremes. Larry Evans estimated that 40 million Americans play chess at some
sort of level - and the comparison is with [of adults] 15,000 who play any
rated chess, and only 7,500 who play more than at a provisional level.

Ratable chess isn't what even active and strong players do most of the
time - which is typically to play somewhat faster, at 20, 10 or 5 mins, at
clubs or on-line, and quite evidently [just from ICC's online membership]
the ratios are still extreme, of games played, being something in the order
of 1 :: 10,000.

Now - while I do not [please note] argue that rated chess is in any way
unworthy of our attention - in fact the opposite, see below: for any
federation to only base its fortunes on that horrible ratio, which is
incidentally a stable one, or even mildly declining, is not to place itself
anywhere near the centre of chess activity in the country, since 'serious
player' has at least the other meaning of those who play very much - and is
not even a fair indicator of playing strength.

   NEW BOARD'S Re-ORIENTATION

Where I strongly support some of Delegate Johnson's ideas about the worth of
rated chess, is from the experience of that in England, which per capita,
has massively outperformed US in %age of active players, and all the rest,
including the generation of GMs. The distinction between US and UK is not
serious rated club-chess as such, but //interclub chess leagues//.

They hardly exist in this country [perhaps are even impossible?] and the
isolation of chess clubs with only internal formats for attendees does not,
by any evidence, produce or evolve home-grown talent. Furthermore, but
almost finally, federating the entire country's chess activity around this
very questionable foundation, is seen heretofore to be a POLITICAL means of
establishing individuals in national chess management, rather than any
objective form of worth as answer to the question; "What forwards us?"

Cordially, Phil Innes
LiamToo - 30 Jul 2007 20:55 GMT
> Anyone who can write about "Bob Dyland" is excused any blame  :)))

He wrote "Mr. Tamburine Man" for the Birds, a bad chess opening but a
Beatles' inspired pop song.

Hey Jude, imagine across the universe, here there and everywhere
Michelle, Eleanor Rigby, Julia, lovely Rita, Mrs. Vanderbilt, lady
madonna, Sgt. Pepper and Lucy in the sky with diamonds twist and shout
give peace a chance, come together... let it be.
LiamToo - 30 Jul 2007 21:32 GMT
> Anyone who can write about "Bob Dyland" is excused any blame  :)))

He wrote "Mr. Tamburine Man" for the Birds, a bad chess opening but a
Beatles' inspired pop song like the following:

Hey Jude, imagine, across the universe, here there and everywhere
Michelle, Eleanor Rigby, Julia, lovely Rita, Mrs. Vanderbilt, lady
madonna, Sgt. Pepper and Lucy in the sky with diamonds, twist and
shout,
give peace a chance...come together...let it be.
help bot - 28 Jul 2007 22:54 GMT
> >> POLITICAL ANALYSIS
> > Give peace a chance.  Let it be.  Obla dee, obla dah, life goes on,
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> > find even ONE post of mine on the newsgroups that suggests otherwise,
> > I will eat my hat.

 Hat-haters everywhere will leap at this chance to retain
Dr. Louis Blair -- for a small fee -- to fetch any possible
evidence as described above.  "One small hat for a man,
one less hat for mankind!", they will chant.

> Ah, there you are! I seem to have interviewed most all the winners in the
> past 24 hours, but I can't loose the goose. Which is better than the rumor
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> It was good of you to already inform me of your new title, Sir, by private
> e-mail, and in fact, good to have an evil-politician among us again.

 Mr. Sloan left us?  When?  Why?

> Sam has been here a lot, but, he never talked with the likes of us, he jus'
> talked at us. But enough pleasantries! Here are some questions already, Sir:
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> [see my new book], how will you prove anything to such as Larry Parr by
> making arcane references to pop groups he has likely never heard of?

 Good point.  It is highly unlikely that a man living half-
way around the world would ever have even heard of The
Monkees.

> (2) And as for the rest of us, how do we know you are going to actually do
> what you say, and I quote:
>
>     "Obla dee, obla dah",

 That's selective quoting, Mr. Innes.  The real point of
the song is where they cover this: "EBITDA", which as
everyone knows is Earnings Before Interest, Taxes,
Depreciation and Amortization.  It's all about cash flow,
don't you know.  Oh-- and their other songs were really
about doing drugs.  (Or was that the Beagles?)

> (3) A poster here, who I shall call The Man in White, who is rumoured to be
> one of the Rob Mitchells [don't ask why I say this], has said that you
> actually play chess.

 Well, Rob Mitchell would know; he's seen it done,
though never quite learned how himself.

> And we have a team you know, except our team-captain
> ran away.

 Halitosis, probably.  Have you tried brushing your
teeth every week?

> Are you in fact intending to play chess, and will you play with the likes of
> us, Sir?

 I think he should play your whole team, simultaneously.
Rob Mitchell is a Rook-odds player, and of course IM
Innes and the rest would need only a Knight, or since
it is a simul, how about pawn-and-move?

 -- help bot
Bruce - 30 Jul 2007 08:13 GMT
On Jul 27, 1:28 am, "parrthe...@cs.com" <parrthe...@cs.com> wrote:
> POLITICAL ANALYSIS
>
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>
> Yours, Larry Parr

Just checking in to see how bad Sam got his tail kicked and I figured
that he would finish either last this time or at least in the bottom
half after being elected last time.  Elect him once shame on him,
elect him twice shame on you :).

Congrats to the winners.  My big question is what exactly is going to
get better about USCF?  I think the only thing that finally happened
that I can see is that USCF finally got out of upstate New York,
finally ditched the huge payroll boondoggle and finally started facing
reality that it is a mostly shrinking organization filled with mostly
people who think they are way more important than they really are.

I will also say that I enjoyed meeting and talking with many of these
people in the years I was in the fray but I have no desire to go back
and rejoin, particularly given the fact that the dues kept on going up
for adults and kids were getting all the breaks and most people didn't
seem to give a rats about adult chess in this country, only kiddie
chess.

I saw adult chess in this country as a dying animal resembling
duplicate bridge tournaments with average age going up and up.  I
think that the fundamental problems with American chess remain
unsolved because under whatever system the brilliant minds of the
world like Mr. Parr's devise, the people elected mostly don't have a
great deal of impact on changing things a whole lot.

The political players now are the same ones mostly that have been
around since 2004 when I left here.  Truong, Polgar, Goichberg.  Even
Sloan and Bauer are political insiders now.  I heard that Sloan won
because Leroy Dubeck backed him in the last election and everyone
thought let's give Sloan a chance what do we have to lose?  So Sam got
the "What do we have to lose?" vote last year, but this year he got
the "What the hell were we thinking vote?" :)
samsloan - 30 Jul 2007 13:38 GMT
> Congrats to the winners.  My big question is what exactly is going to
> get better about USCF?  I think the only thing that finally happened
> that I can see is that USCF finally got out of upstate New York,
> finally ditched the huge payroll boondoggle and finally started facing
> reality that it is a mostly shrinking organization filled with mostly
> people who think they are way more important than they really are.

Boy, you have been gone for a long time, have you? Otherwise you would
know that the payroll is higher in Crossville that it was in  new
Windsor. In almost every case, the new hires in Crossville are being
paid most than the people they replaced who were laid off in New
windsor.

> The political players now are the same ones mostly that have been
> around since 2004 when I left here.  Truong, Polgar, Goichberg.  Even
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> the "What do we have to lose?" vote last year, but this year he got
> the "What the hell were we thinking vote?" :)

Not true. The people who keep saying that are the people who dislike
me or Mr. Dubeck. I never spoke to Mr. Dubeck last year on any
subject. I was shocked when I heard through the grapevine that he had
recommended to the NJ State board that they vote for me. However,
looking at the election results it easy to see that at very most, Dr.
Dubeck's support got me 40 votes in New Jersey, which was not enough
to change the election results because I finished 80 votes ahead of
the third place finisher Mike Goodall and 250 votes ahead of the
darling of the insider establishment Grant Perks.

Sam Sloan
Rob - 30 Jul 2007 15:07 GMT
> > Congrats to the winners.  My big question is what exactly is going to
> > get better about USCF?  I think the only thing that finally happened
> > that I can see is that USCF finally got out of upstate New York,
> > finally ditched the huge payroll boondoggle and finally started facing
> > reality that it is a mostly shrinking organization filled with mostly
> > people who think they are way more important than they really are.

> Boy, you have been gone for a long time, have you? Otherwise you would
> know that the payroll is higher in Crossville that it was in  new
> Windsor. In almost every case, the new hires in Crossville are being
> paid most than the people they replaced who were laid off in New
> windsor.

If it is.... prove it. Don't just spout it off without providing
proof.

> > The political players now are the same ones mostly that have been
> > around since 2004 when I left here.  Truong, Polgar, Goichberg.  Even
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> the third place finisher Mike Goodall and 250 votes ahead of the
> darling of the insider establishment Grant Perks.

Love it... the "what were we thinking vote" was one of the most
accurate descriptions I have heard. Voting in Sloan was akin to
applying "leeches" and "blood letting" of bygone days!

> Sam Sloan
Jürgen R. - 30 Jul 2007 16:12 GMT
>> > Congrats to the winners.  My big question is what exactly is going to
>> > get better about USCF?  I think the only thing that finally happened
[quoted text clipped - 35 lines]
>
>> Sam Sloan

'Leech' isn't an accurate description for Sloan - 'Dung Beetle' is
much better.
marcus@stkittsnevischess.org - 30 Jul 2007 22:21 GMT
On Jul 27, 1:28 am, "parrthe...@cs.com" <parrthe...@cs.com> wrote:
> POLITICAL ANALYSIS
>
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>
> Yours, Larry Parr

Larry,

Kirsan is accused of political murder of opposition figures, not just
murder. If you post out here about it, you might get killed, becasue
you are part of the opposition. Don't make it sound like a carjacking
or home invasion murder. This is murder to silence questions about his
budget...............................

Marcus Roberts

 
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