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Good Moves Are Worth BEANS! - 23 Mar 2007 08:26 GMT
Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/Retard_vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.

JMR
Rob - 23 Mar 2007 12:22 GMT
Bi curious Jason Repa is a failure and a horrible chess player

Results from "Skippy's" Tournament.... a Classic? LOL

Jason Repa Classic

[ Home ] [ Crosstables ]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Tournament Director Jason Repa Finish Date 2004/3/28
Tournament # 200405008  Province MB

# Name                     Old   Perf    New  High
Results              Tot
1
Cleto, Sam              1888  2074  1933  1992  X X 1 = 0 = 1 1  4.0

2
Zaczek, Jonathon     1876  2011 1918  1918  0 = X X 1 = 1 =  3.5

3
Van Wyk, Joseph     1954  1852  1928  1954  1 = 0 = X X 0 =  2.5

4
Repa, Jason             1992   1773 1 938   1992  0 0 0 = 1 = X X
2.0

Notice how he tried to "stack" his tournament with weaker rated
players at the start of the Jason Repa Classic?  He finished dead last
in a tournament he attempted to stack in his favor.

LOL What a joke!

Rob
SBD - 23 Mar 2007 12:37 GMT
Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the CFC
added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active
from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According to
the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather
dubious sounding adjustment. That is some really messed up futzing
with the ratings - the USCF has never done anything  to compare with
that.......
Good Moves Are Worth BEANS! - 23 Mar 2007 13:21 GMT
There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka
Help-Bitch aka No More Chess, aka SBD. There is also a reason you
don't sign
your posts with your real name,
but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling,
frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this
situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth, and everyone with
a brain reading this knows it....and you fight with 100% lies and
nonsense. Also, it doesn't take a shrink to see that this idiot is
talking about himself with his chronic mention of being "bi-curious".
One would expect someone who's too cowardly to post under his real
name is in all likelyhood a homo, so it's not surprising.

Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/Retard_vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.

JMR
Rob - 23 Mar 2007 18:53 GMT
> Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the CFC
> added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> with the ratings - the USCF has never done anything  to compare with
> that.......

LOL so he has an "admistrative" master rating! Man thats even more
pitiful!
Good Moves Are Worth BEANS!! - 24 Mar 2007 11:04 GMT
There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka
Help-Bitch aka No More Chess, aka SBD. There is also a reason you
don't sign
your posts with your real name,
but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling,
frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this
situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth, and everyone with
a brain reading this knows it....and you fight with 100% lies and
nonsense. Also, it doesn't take a shrink to see that this idiot is
talking about himself with his chronic mention of being "bi-curious".
One would expect someone who's too cowardly to post under his real
name is in all likelyhood a homo, so it's not surprising.

Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/Retard_vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.
Rob - 24 Mar 2007 13:19 GMT
Repa has achieved a new title. He is a "MASTER-BAITER"

LOL

I don't think he will figure that out.
Rob
Good Moves Are Worth BEANS! - 23 Mar 2007 13:00 GMT
There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka
Help-Bitch aka No More Chess, aka SBD. There is also a reason you
don't sign
your posts with your real name,
but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling,
frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this
situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth, and everyone with
a brain reading this knows it....and you fight with 100% lies and
nonsense. Also, it doesn't take a shrink to see that this idiot is
talking about himself with his chronic mention of being "bi-curious".
One would expect someone who's too cowardly to post under his real
name is in all likelyhood a homo, so it's not surprising.

Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/Retard_vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.

JMR
Rob - 24 Mar 2007 23:04 GMT
On Mar 23, 12:58 pm, "Skippy Repa" <jasonr...@gmail.com> wrote:

 Bi curious Jason Repa is a failure and a horrible chess player

  Results from "Skippy's" Tournament.... a Classic? LOL

  Jason Repa Classic

  [ Home ] [ Crosstables ]

---------------------------------------------------------------------------­­-----

  Tournament Director Jason Repa Finish Date 2004/3/28
  Tournament # 200405008  Province MB

  # Name                     Old   Perf    New  High
Results              Tot
   1
   Cleto, Sam              1888  2074  1933  1992  X X 1 = 0 = 1 1
4.0

  2
   Zaczek, Jonathon     1876  2011 1918  1918  0 = X X 1 = 1 =  3.5

  3
   Van Wyk, Joseph     1954  1852  1928  1954  1 = 0 = X X 0 =  2.5

  4
   Repa, Jason             1992   1773 1 938   1992  0 0 0 = 1 = X X=
2.0

  Notice how he tried to "stack" his tournament with weaker rated
  players at the start of the Jason Repa Classic?  He finished dead
 last
  in a tournament he attempted to stack in his favor.

  LOL What a joke!

  Rob

 Most interesting is the fact that he only made Expert because the
CFC
 added one point per game to each player's rating under 2200 active
 from 2004-2006 - else he would still be a lowly A player. According
 to
 the CFC, some players gained as many as 200 points from this rather
 dubious sounding adjustment.

I understand that "Skippy" Repa is so dumb he thinks "Homo Erectus"
refers to his "Bi Curious" dating habits

Repa has achieved a new title. He is a "MASTER-BAITER"

LOL

I don't think he will figure that out.

If you want to hear what an ape in bi curious ape in heat sounds
like... listen to this clip of Skippy trying to sing!

http://members.shaw.ca/jasonspics/tl.mp3
Good Moves Are Worth BEANS!! - 24 Mar 2007 23:35 GMT
There is a reason you're a 1400 chess player Rob Mitchell, aka
Help-Bitch aka No More Chess, aka SBD. There is also a reason you
don't sign
your posts with your real name,
but instead hide behind a potpourri of aliases like the snivelling,
frightened little cowardly eunuch you are. The beauty of this
situation is that I fight with 100% facts and truth, and everyone with
a brain reading this knows it....and you fight with 100% lies and
nonsense. Also, it doesn't take a shrink to see that this idiot is
talking about himself with his chronic mention of being "bi-curious".
One would expect someone who's too cowardly to post under his real
name is in all likelyhood a homo, so it's not surprising.

Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/Retard_vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.
Rob - 25 Mar 2007 14:00 GMT
Waht a loser. Skippy write inane ramblings like a 7th grader. He is
what the kids now days call "EMO".

He should look it up if he doesn't know what that means. Assuming his
limited education(high school drop out) and his job at Taco Bell
permit him to do so.

Serve up some more hot sauce Master -Baiter

You are such a joke. Even the folks at SHaw Cable know what a loser
you are . They said they have had tons of complaint about you and have
turned your case over to "legal"

Skippy , you are just a fat obnoxious coward who has such low self
esteem that you dress in black and shave your head in an attempt to
appear intimidating what playing street chess with your huge street
chess set.

What small ability you have is akin to parlor tricks by an idiot
savant. You have the societal worth of an anal wart.Your mental
prowess is on the level of the afterbirth of a bastard rat. The best
use of you as a human would be as a cell block punk to a bunch of
"lifers" to release their sexual frustrations. Heck, that a privilege
you would pay money to get to perform.

No I demand you cut and paste another 50 posts to other threads and I
demand you do it now. This news group is only here to support your
pitiful lack of self worth. You give a bad name to Canadians. I think
they should export you to France.

Rob
spammaster69@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2007 14:14 GMT
I wonder if this imbecile realizes that I stopped reading his posts a
long time ago, LMAO!

Were you beaten and humiliated by your parents Help-Bitch? I'm trying
to understand how someone could develop into such a pathetic and lowly
little creature. You're afraid of everyone and everything. You clearly
have absolutely not a shred of a social life, nor do you have a
career. You spend an enormous amount of time, and energy, composing
your nonsensical posts. They are all riddled with lies,
disinformation, and are definitive evidence of your severely low level
of intelligence. Being a Usenet troll is your full time job. The
hilarious thing is you're not even a chess player, yet you're King of
the Trolls in a chess Usenet group!

Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/Retard_vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.
Rob - 25 Mar 2007 14:20 GMT
I wonder if this anal probe realizes that no one is reading his
posts !
 LMAO!
You have the societal worth of an anal wart.Your mental
prowess is on the level of the afterbirth of a bastard rat. The best
use of you as a human would be as a cell block punk to a bunch of
"lifers" to release their sexual frustrations. Heck, that a privilege
you would pay money to get to perform.

No I demand you cut and paste another 50 posts to other threads and I
demand you do it now. This news group is only here to support your
pitiful lack of self worth. You give a bad name to Canadians. I think
they should export you to France
spammaster69@gmail.com - 25 Mar 2007 14:39 GMT
I wonder if this braindead little faggot who ALWAYS backs down from a
confrontation realizes YET that I don't read a single word he types?

Were you beaten and humiliated by your parents Help-Bitch? I'm trying
to understand how someone could develop into such a pathetic and lowly
little creature. You're afraid of everyone and everything. You clearly
have absolutely not a shred of a social life, nor do you have a
career. You spend an enormous amount of time, and energy, composing
your nonsensical posts. They are all riddled with lies,
disinformation, and are definitive evidence of your severely low level
of intelligence. Being a Usenet troll is your full time job. The
hilarious thing is you're not even a chess player, yet you're King of
the Trolls in a chess Usenet group!

Inconnux = Jason Lohner = Fetal Alcohol effects baby = 1311 chess
rating
http://www.chess.ca/memberinfo.asp?CFCN=144557

Here he loses to someone even LOWER rated than he is:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/Retard_vs_Retard.htm

And check out this game:
http://members.shaw.ca/winnipeg_chess/1300_Jamboree.htm
Notice the obvious blunder on move 35 that a blind inebriate wouldn't
make
in a bullet game time scramble.
Ralf Callenberg - 25 Mar 2007 18:42 GMT
25.03.2007 15:20, Rob:
>  I wonder if this anal probe realizes that no one is reading his
> posts !

You think that your idiotic repetitions get more or kinder attention? In
this "duel" between you and Jason it is hard to tell who portraits the
bigger fool.

Ralf
Rob - 27 Mar 2007 05:26 GMT
> 25.03.2007 15:20, Rob:
>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Ralf

Ralf,
I didn't post that. Jason did. He is tiresome and I am sorry the group
has been subjected to this. I am working with Shaw Cable to stop his
postings.
Rob
help bot - 27 Mar 2007 08:47 GMT
> Ralf,
> I didn't post that. Jason did. He is tiresome and I am sorry the group
> has been subjected to this. I am working with Shaw Cable to stop his
> postings.
> Rob

 Many have tried, but Skippy pours his heart and soul
into confounding these attempts!  (As a mere imbecile,
I strongly suspect he hires skilled outside help for this.)

 My advice is to go straight for the source. The Russians
used plutonium or some such tricky stuff, but in Skippy's
case, common rat poison would seem to be as apt as it is
effective.  Unfortunately, the Winterpeg Sanatarium will of
course drop dramatically in world bullet-chess rankings.  :>(

 I am contacting a recruiter to find a replacement as we
speak.  First on the list is IM Innes, but I'm not sure he
would be willing to leave the Vermont Sanitarium, on
account of their unique library -- the only one in the world
which includes a variety of works in the Andean language.

 -- coach bot
Ralf Callenberg - 27 Mar 2007 09:24 GMT
> I didn't post that. Jason did.

I have to admit I have difficulties believing that. Jason indeed seems
to send some of his posts over different proxies, partly located in
Korea. But I would be surprised, if he were able to forge the complete
header so that it looks exactly like yours, inlcuding IP and so on.

Greetings,
Ralf
Rob - 27 Mar 2007 14:47 GMT
> > I didn't post that. Jason did.
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Greetings,
> Ralf

Ralf,
You are correct. That did come from my address. I have teenages that
read here too but sometimes they reply as well. They usually play on
"2nd Life".
Sorry,
Rob
help bot - 28 Mar 2007 00:43 GMT
> > > I didn't post that. Jason did.
>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> Sorry,
> Rob

 I have a very similar problem in that some *patzer*
has been making moves in my games at RedHotPawn,
causing me to lose two games already.  In one game,
the duffer left my King in the middle while piddling
around and I succumbed to a nasty attack, while in
the other, he blindly went for a dead lost Rook endgame.

 If only I could keep those *clowns* away from my
computer, I would of course win every game I ever
played, and easily, too.  I understand that Dr. Jeckyl
was another famous victim of these shenanigans.

 -- excuse bot
michael adams - 28 Mar 2007 03:16 GMT
> > I didn't post that. Jason did.
>
> I have to admit I have difficulties believing that. Jason indeed seems
> to send some of his posts over different proxies, partly located in
> Korea. But I would be surprised, if he were able to forge the complete
> header so that it looks exactly like yours, inlcuding IP and so on.

Ralf,

Me & Sucky are flying over to Winterpeg tomorrow armed with a bit of
two-by-four & a length of broomstick handle. We're going to wait for him
& make _real_ sure of him [see how quiet he's become?] Right now, he's
cowering under his bed - sh.tting himself..
help bot - 28 Mar 2007 04:37 GMT
> Me & Sucky are flying over to Winterpeg tomorrow armed with a bit of
> two-by-four & a length of broomstick handle. We're going to wait for him
> & make _real_ sure of him [see how quiet he's become?] Right now, he's
> cowering under his bed - sh.tting himself..

 Take care where you stick that broomstick handle --
Skippy might actually enjoy it!  He reminds me of the
guy they kept locked in a trunk down in the basement
in the movie Pulp Fiction.

 -- coach bot
michael adams - 28 Mar 2007 06:31 GMT
> > Me & Sucky are flying over to Winterpeg tomorrow armed with a bit of
> > two-by-four & a length of broomstick handle. We're going to wait for him
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>   -- coach bot

You wanna talk pulp fiction with me bot? Fact is: this is the movie I
never did see - yet. What 'they' gonna show me, uh? Am I gonna be a
better person after seeing this movie bot? or am I ok hosay without
these money-grabbing pigs relieving my hip-pocket of $$'s that I want
for my Mother's funeral? What scum. Where is this sh.tting Canadian
coward Repa, now we really don't need him?..
help bot - 28 Mar 2007 07:13 GMT
> >   Take care where you stick that broomstick handle --
> > Skippy might actually enjoy it!  He reminds me of the
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> for my Mother's funeral? What scum. Where is this sh.tting Canadian
> coward Repa, now we really don't need him?..

 Well, Pulp Fiction is about this guy who inherits a
watch, which for years has been kept ...safe during a
war by... um -- maybe you should just see the movie
yourself, 'cause it's kind of difficult to explain.  It's
just a bit out of the ordinary.  "Diehard" Bruce Willis
stars, as do Samuel Jackson and John Travolta.  A
while back there were quite a few references here in
rgc to a movie called L.A. Confidential, and I would
say that this one is right up there with that one.

 Warning: if you are offended by sex, violence, and
every conceivable sort of foul language/lewd references
then stay away.  In this case may I recommend: It's a
Wonderful Life, starring Jimmy Stewart, and Lassie
Come Home.

 Now, about the money: you don't have to support
those Hollywood movie makers if you're clever.  Just
go to your local flea market or Goodwill store and
pick up a copy on VHS for around 50 cents.  Once
you've watched it, turn around and re-sell the thing
for 75 cents, and invest all your profits wisely.  Now
this is an area where I can be of some help, for just
as I am an expert chess player, so too am I very
knowledgeable about investments.

 Oh, and when you go down to the basement to
fetch Skippy Repa, be careful.  Strange things have
been known to happen down there.  They have him
tied up and locked in the trunk, and only let him out
when they're really horny.  I'll bring my blow torch... .

 -- pulp bot
michael adams - 28 Mar 2007 08:13 GMT
..

>   Oh, and when you go down to the basement to
> fetch Skippy Repa, be careful.  Strange things have
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>   -- pulp bot

Aw well, maybe I could have a go @ chewing his shrivelled virgin nuts
off wiv me brand-new false teeth, a 'dry run' so to speak, but me &
sucky are kind off waiting out to give the coward what for..

 
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