Chess Forum / General Topics / December 2005

Last year I was very excited about getting an anal probe. It sure felt
nice up my a.s during those bumpy rides through the army barracks. But
after a year of impaling my rectum with it, I yearn for something
bigger and longer to completely satisfy my anal appetite.

This is a picture of my current anal probe:
http://mattnemmers.tripod.com/me_with_my_new_anal_probe.jpg

Hopefully someone will get the hint and get me a BIGGER AND BETTER anal
probe for Christmas. It's still not too late!

Matt